Meme o' Words

Words that always look misspelled to me:
Misspell. Mayonnaise.

Words I enjoy saying:
Wisenheimer.  Motherfucker.

Words I enjoy hearing:
Chutzpah.  Love of my life.  You should get some ice cream.  Why not get both?

Abbreviations I dislike:
SME! I hate goddamn SME (subject matter expert), pronounced SMEEEE.  And other work terms: JAD sessions.  OP.  SLA.

Proper nouns I enjoy:
Grace Kelly.  Sigrid.  Reykjavik.

Words I associate with happiness:
Cookie. Rob. Love.  Music.

Words I always misspell:
Accommodate. Enunciate. Pronunciation. Mayonnaise.

Words I enjoy spelling correctly, every time:
Incorporate. Epiphany. Receive.

Words that, though I love their meaning, I’m too embarrassed to say out loud:
Croissant, because I hate saying it in full French pretension (kwa-sah(n)) and I hate saying it in American blah (kressent).

Words I can never remember the meaning of no matter how many times I look them up:
Capitol vs. capital.

Words that sound like what they mean:
soft.  feel.  snow.  loft. craggy. speck.

Words that sound like something other than what they mean:
Breakfast. Pianist. Mediocre.